What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
Early in the morning.

Send him to bed with a high Incantor
Send him to bed with a high Incantor
Send him to bed with a high Incantor
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
Early in the morning.

Nail him in a coffin until he's sober
Nail him in a coffin until he's sober
Nail him in a coffin until he's sober
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
Early in the morning.

Dress him in his Andy Pandy costume
Dress him in his Andy Pandy costume
Dress him in his Andy Pandy costume
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
Early in the morning

Feed him virgins till he's stuffed
Feed him virgins till he's stuffed
Feed him virgins till he's stuffed
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
What shall we do with the Drunken Vampire
Early in the morning

Hold him in the sunlight until he's dust
Hold him in the sunlight until he's dust
Hold him in the sunlight until he's dust
Early in the morning

By Thinks Too Much, Half Orc Melnibonian Slave and Incantor.
The Drunken Vampire.