(Gilli-Gilli-Ossian-Phefier-...) There's a matron drow, With eyes that gleam She loves to boss, Its quite obscene Till one dark knight, Took her quite openly To GG Now this matron drow, Became his toy And she begged of Lolth, To birth a boy And her dream came true, Quite unexpectedly In GG Then this dark knight, Had other ideas A half drow son, Would be shunned by peers So he left her cold, And unexpectedly In GG So the half drow son, He grew each year And the mum he had, Made him turn out queer So he sailed away, Quite unexpectedly From GG Theres a matron drow, That's half dark knight It you lift it's skirt, You'll get a fright So his dream came true, Not unexpectedly From GG Gillie-Ossian-Pheifer-...