Come landlord fill the flowing bowl, 
Until it doth run over,...(x2)
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,...(x3)
Tommorow we'll be sober.

Here's to the man who drinks small ale,
And goes to bed quite sober,...(x2)
Fades as the leaves do fade,...(x3)
That fall off in october.

Here's to the man who drinks strong ale,
And goes to bed quite mellow,...(x2)
Lives as he ought to live,...(x3)
And dies a jolly good fellow.

Here's to the girl who steals a kiss,
And runs to tell her mother,...(x2)
She's a very foolish thing,...(x3)
She'll never get another.

Here's to the girl who steals a kiss,
And runs back for another,...(x2)
She's a boon to all man kind,...(x3)
But soon she'll be a mother.

If i had a pile of bricks,
I'd build my chimney higher,...(x2)
That would stop the neighbour cat,...(x3)
From pissing on my fire.

Come walk along this leafy lane,
And don't be so particular,...(x2)
If the grass is very wet,...(x3)
We'll do it perpendicular.

If I were a tiny Mouse,
to my loves door go creeping,...(x2)
Gnaw a hole in the bedroom door...(x3)
and HUMP her while she's sleeping.
Come Landlord Fill the Flowing Bowl