(one day there was a ......)

Little viking unit romping through the battle,
Picking up the lions and bopping them on the head.

Chorus:
Them along came lord wolf, and he said....
Little viking unit i don't like your attitude,
Picking up the lions and bopping them on the head....
So i'm going to give you three chances to reform or,
I'm going to change you into a lion.

(so next battle...)
Bigger viking unit.....  Etc

(so next battle...)
Bigger viking unit..... Etc

(so next battle...)
Bigger viking unit..... Etc
And i'm going to change you into lions.

(so next battle...)
Massive lions shield wall, romping through the muster,
Picking up lord wolf and bopping him on the head.

Little viking unit