Martin said to his man, Fie, man fie,
Martin said to his man, Who's the fool now,
Martin sain to his man, Fill thou the cup and i the can,
Thou hast well drunken man, Who's the fool now ?

I saw the man in the moon,...etc. (x3)
Casting out st. Peters shoen....etc. 

I saw a flea heave a tree,...etc. (x3)
Forty leagues across the sea....etc.

I saw an ant catch that tree,...etc. (x3)
Balance it across one knee....etc.

I saw a hare chase a hound,...etc. (x3)
Forty leagues above the ground....etc.
  
I saw a man bite a dog,...etc. (x3)
Saw a piggy eat a hog....etc.

I saw a mouse chase a cat,...etc. (x3)
Saw a cheese eat a rat....etc.

I saw a snail take the mail,...etc. (x3)
Faster than by british rail....etc.

Ithought that watneys brewed good beer,...etc. (x3)
Tastes like p*ss and twice as dear....etc.

I saw a man dead in bed,...etc. (x3)
He'd been drinking watneys red....etc.
Martin