Mine eyes have seen the glory of the umpteenth level Lord
for he can stand alone against the raging demon horde
for he has three hundred hit points and a plus ten vorpal sword
as he goes marching on 2.3.4.

glory, glory, trash the party
glory, glory, trash the party
glory, glory, trash the party
as they go marching on 2.3.4.

. . . Priest
his wisdoms twenty seven, its been magically increased
if you're evil and he turns you then you're instantly deceased

Mine eyes can't see . . . Thief
for he can hide in shadows and cause you lots of grief
his backstab multiplier is just way beyond belief
as he goes sneaking on 2.3.4.

 . . . Mage
he has a mighty spellbook with a wish on every page
he can blow you away no problem, but his casting takes an age
 
. . . .Monk
he has no use for armor, magic weapons or such junk
if you meet him you should ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk

 . . . Bard
he's both a thief and fighter and he thinks he's really hard
but he plays a hammond organ and Spanish bass guitar


Monty Haul