Oh Dmitri
(tune clementine)

In the kremlin, at the gathering
In the spring of '89
Sat a russian and a prussian
Working on the party line

Chorus
Oh dmitri, oh dmitri
Oh dmitri's party line
First he changed it, then re-arranged it
On dmitri's party line

Oh dmitri, he fell in love, 
And i knew it for a fact,
When dmitri seduced katrina
New there is no going back

Chorus

On the lower planes, on the lower planes,
Dwells a cute black tall death knight,
Now he's heard about katrina's outing,
And he's spoiling for a fight

Chorus

(change tune to auld lang syne)
Should cute black death knights be forgot
And never brought to mind
Then poor dmitri will calm down,
For the sake of the party line

The party line, the party line
The line, comrades, the line.
Satun'll will have you commie lot,
For the sake of the party line.

From alchemists guild songsheet - galen d'lacey