Space, the final frontier,
These are the voyages of the starship enteprise,
Its five year mission to explore space, 
Seek out new civilisation,
To boldly go where no man has gone before......

Startrek theme,

I am the startrek man,
I come from down your way,
And i can play,
What can you play.....?

I can play lietenant uhura

Hailing frequencies open captain,
Open captain open captain,
Hailing frequencies open captain,
Open captain open captain, open.
 
I can play dr mccoy,
Its worse than that he's dead jim, 

I can play mr scott,
I canna change the laws of physics,

I can play dr spock
Its life jim, but not as we know it.

I can play captain kirk,
We come in peace, shhot to kill,

I can play sulu,
Warp factor nine, jim, nine jim,

I can play chekov,
Phaser banks full jim, full jim,

I can play mr scott,
Dilithium crystals fucked jim,

I can play.....oh shit klingons.
There's klingons on the starboard bow,

I can play the klingon commander,
It could have been glourious,

I can play the ships door,
Shissh, shissh,

I can play the security guard.
Look out jim ! Arrgh !
The Star Trek Song