Ameth the Froody Dragon Ameth the froody dragon had a very insane mind, And if you ever saw it, you'd leave your sanity behind! All of the puny humans used to come and try to slay, But after hearing Ameth, they'd be frightened far away! Then one froody Christmas Eve, Sapphron came to say, "Ameth, my strange sister dear, can't you be sane just this year?" Amethysta just grinned at him, and her personas laughed with glee- "Ameth, you deranged dragon, you're our Queen of Insanity!" I'm Dreaming of a White Wine Flask (Note: I was thinking of someone else when I did this one.I myself prefer a good can of Mountain Dew any day! ) I'm dreaming of a white wine flask, Just like one I drank long ago.... With the wine of a good year, Held tight in my claw, here-- I'd drink it, and cry to watch it go.... I'm dreaming of a white wine flask For everything I eat tonight! In the morning, you'll curse and wince at light.... But till then, may all your wine flasks be white! Greggils Crisping On an Open Fire Greggils crisping on an open fire, Hatchlings biting on your nose. Yuletide carolers who also breathe fire, And dinner tonight is Eskimos. Everybody knows an enemy killed in the snow Helps to make the season right. Tiny eggs that haven't hatched yet Will find it hard to see, tonight. They know Santa Claws is on his way! He's loaded lots of dragon goodies on his sleigh! And every mother's hatchling is sure to spy To see if someone's lurking with a pie. And so, I'm offering this strange advice To dragons from one to 10,000,002: Don't eat greggils raw or deep-fried-- Instead, put them in a stew! Do You Hear What I Hear, Revised Said the dragon to the little man, "Do you see what I see? Way up in the sky, little man... do you see what I see? Dragons, dragons, shining in the light, and... holding a food fight? Yes, they're holding a food fight." Said the little man to a nearby goat, "Do you hear what I hear? Ringing through the sky, nearby goat... do you hear what I hear? A song, a song, singing through the trees-- and trout, falling with the beeze.... Yes, trout falling with the breeze." Said the nearby goat to the dragon king, "Do you know what I know? In your cavern warm, dragon king-- do you know what I know? The Silverflames, the Silverflames, are having a party, and no one invited me! Hey, no one invited me!" Says the king to the dragons everywhere, "Listen to what I say! Get your party stuff, dragons everywhere! Listen to what I say! Ember and Amethysta, and their family are holding a party and we, Are going to crash it, you see!" Say the dragons to Ameth Silverflame, "Lock up the Crystal Caverns! There will come more dragons than you can name! Lock up the Crystal Caverns! The king, the king, has heard about your bash, and your party he intends to crash-- Yes, your party he intends to crash!" Says Amethysta to her family, "Let him try to crash it! Our Christmas party, being held this year-- let him try to crash it! There is no way, that he's getting in here-- not into my home, that I hold most dear! There's no way that he's getting in here!" Say the Silverflames to the dragon king, "Go bite a Jell-O anvil! This is our party, it isn't yours-- so go bite a Jell-O anvil! We're all together, and things are going well-- so you can just go to--" "Ameth! Don't say that!" "Okay, so just go fall down a well! Says the dragon king to the Silverflames, "Who wants your party, anyway? I'm the king, I can have what fun I want-- so who wants your party anyway? We'll go to the Palace, and have a bash of our own-- but those hatchlings better not climb on my throne! Hey! Leave my crown the heck alone!" So the Silverflames had their Christmas bash, and got the king to go away! They got back to their dinner in a flash, when they got the king to go away! But the hatchlings, the hatchlings, had eaten all the food, and they meeped and said it was good, So no one else got any food. No, no one else got any food! Xmas Songs (c)Thysta